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Woolsey: (Staring at the ample food O'Neill gave him) Is this all you could find?
O'Neill: No, actually there was a lovely buffet.


Woolsey: That sounded like an explosion.
O'Neill: Because it was.

Lee: I realize I was duped, General, but they were incredible. It was like a scene out of “The Sting.”
Landry: Calm down, Bill. That’s not why I brought you in here..
Lee: In my defense, this was obviously something they had planned for a long time ....
Landry: (sternly) Forget about it..


Woolsey: That sounded like another explosion.
O'Neill: Yes, yes it did.
Woolsey: What does that mean?
O'Neill: Something exploded.
Woolsey: But is it Sheppard attacking the Replicators, or the Replicators attacking Sheppard?
O'Neill: We'll find out!
Woolsey: How did they even get here? Through the gate?
O'Neill: I’ve been sitting next to you through the whole thing. Why do you think I have more information?
Woolsey: Look, I told you I wasn't good at this.
O'Neill: He said he'd be back in a couple hours. That gives him a good...11 seconds.
(large explosion)
Woolsey: What was that?


Woolsey: They are overdue.
O'Neill: Not yet.
Woolsey: It's been well over 11 seconds.
O'Neill: Yes, but you've been ignoring the dramatic element of...... suspense

Sheppard: Sorry, sir. Had to go into space and pick up some ... frozen goods..
O'Neill: ...whatever.

Sheppard: We've got a plan, sir.... A good one.
O'Neill: Yes, Colonel, I'm sure you do. But in the unlikely event you don't fail miserably, you're fired.
Sheppard: Yes, sir. look forward to that.


O'Neill: So I guess that frozen Replicator plan didn’t pan out?
McKay: Yeah, not so much.
O'Neill:How’s that Plan B working for ya? Good?
McKay: Well its more of a plan C...as in C4...catch my drift? You see we've placed C4 in all the shield emitters so when the Daedalus arrives, and the replicators activate the shield...
Woolsey: ...the C4 detonates, the Daedalus beams a warhead into the city, and we all get vapourised
O'Neill: Sounds more like a Plan F, doesn’t it? As in, “We are totally ...”


Sheppard: General O’Neill didn’t buy it but I think Woolsey did.
McKay: Well, I did win a Sears Drama Festival award when I was a kid. Could have made it a career if I wanted to.
Sheppard: Wish you would’ve.
McKay: what?


O'Neill: If you hear something, don’t call out to it. Shoot it.
Woolsey: Understood.
O'Neill: Anything that’s not me is a Replicator, so don’t hesitate
Woolsey: (Nervously) You won’t be gone long, will you?
O'Neill: Uh, kinda depends on the temperature of the water (He lowers one foot into the water, then instantly snatches it out again, wincing, and looks at Woolsey.) Not long.


Sheppard: Use your A.R.G. sparingly. They may build up an immunity. You may have to go to Plan ... B.
Beckett: Ok...Which one’s that, again?
Sheppard: Never mind. Just go.


O'Neill: (Inside his mind) What you doin’?
Replicator: Probing your mind.
O'Neill: (Proudly) Kinda roomy ain't it?
Replicator: Your ability to resist is quite remarkable, General O’Neill.
O'Neill:It’s not the first time I’ve had a hand in my head, as it were.
Replicator: If you do not give me what I am looking for, I’m sure Richard Woolsey will.
O'Neill: I’ll Tell you what, you look around and I'll tell you if your gettin' warmer or colder alright?
Replicator: Ah there it is...
O'Neill: So hot I guess?


Replicator: I’m afraid your plan has been discovered, Colonel Sheppard. It is over. (everyone looks at Woolsey menacingly)
Woolsey: He put his hand in my forehead. How can you resist that?
O'Neill: Well I like to close my eyes and think of England.


McKay: We need a new plan.
Ronon: Well, these weapons blow them apart, right? I say we just start killing ‘em.
McKay: Well, normally I would share your run-and-gun enthusiasm, but these weapons are only gonna work for so long before they manage to identify the frequency they use to disrupt the bonds that hold the Replicators together..
Ronon: What’d he say?
Sheppard: They build up an immunity.
McKay: Exactly. Look, the freezing plan would have worked because they would be unable to communicate with each other while we were blasting them, but the more we shoot, the greater the likelihood these weapons are gonna become ineffective
Weir: OK, so what are our options?
Dex: I just gave you one.
Sheppard: We'll call that...plan B.


Woolsey: Wait a minute, you used me?
Beckett: You're alive and you're welcome.
O'Neill: See Richard...you were good for something.


Caldwell: I'm sorry Colonel but that security code is no longer valid.
O'Neill: Hey Caldwell! General Jack O'Neill here! That valid enough for you?
Caldwell: You may have been compromised, sir

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