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Geordi: Data, come here and take a closer look at these readings: I think there's something wrong with the acute buffer sensor

Data: The sensor appears to be functioning normally Geordi. Perhaps you were referring to the auto buffer replicator, right here, beside this dorsal integrity coil. If we use the primary integrity vent to align it with the tertiary integrity grid, then...

Geordi: Yes, of course! Then by modifying this flight energy chamber, we can make it work in conjunction with the navigational integrity undefined. That would...

Data: I believe that this will increase the efficiency of the tactical energy thruster by 4 percent. Thus reducing the load on the science destruct bank.

Geordi: Data -- you're a genius!
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Razgovor drugi:

Geordi: Data, come here and take a closer look at these readings: I think there's something wrong with the flight dampening facility

Data: The facility appears to be functioning normally Geordi. Perhaps you were referring to the communication integrity deflector, right here, beside this aft integrity diagnostic. If we use the shuttlecraft photon pod to align it with the linear optical regulator, then...

Geordi: Yes, of course! Then by modifying this cargo holographic platform, we can make it work in conjunction with the fore coil chamber. That would...

Data: I believe that this will increase the efficiency of the inertial input spectrum by 3 percent. Thus reducing the load on the linear access sensor.

Geordi: Data -- you're a genius!
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Razgovor treci:

Geordi: Data, come here and take a closer look at these readings: I think there's something wrong with the tactical dampening generator

Data: The generator appears to be functioning normally Geordi. Perhaps you were referring to the dorsal energy cloud, right here, beside this environmental deflector procedure. If we use the ship's operating nacelle to align it with the anti-matter flux reactor, then...

Geordi: Yes, of course! Then by modifying this auto flux procedure, we can make it work in conjunction with the secondary containment regulator. That would...

Data: I believe that this will increase the efficiency of the life propulsion regulator by 6 percent. Thus reducing the load on the bipolar optical vent.

Geordi: Data -- you're a genius!
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Razgovor cetvrti:
Geordi: Data, come here and take a closer look at these readings: I think there's something wrong with the primary replicator vent

Data: The vent appears to be functioning normally Geordi. Perhaps you were referring to the optical maintenance reactor, right here, beside this structural power probe. If we use the linear improbability mode to align it with the primary control diagnostic, then...

Geordi: Yes, of course! Then by modifying this undefined transwarp nacelle, we can make it work in conjunction with the emergency buffer bay. That would...

Data: I believe that this will increase the efficiency of the emergency integrity probe by 30 percent. Thus reducing the load on the science warp tricorder.

Geordi: Data -- you're a genius!

itd. itd. :)

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Pridružen/a: sub 20 svi, 2006 1:38 am
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zanimljivo je to da ljudi (ceto) Voyageru predbacuju radi "nepotrebnog tb-a", a ne primjecuju da ga i u tng-u ima u velikim kolicinama. (to je vjerojatno zato sto je tng bolji u drugim pogledima pa se ta "mana" ne primjeti).

ipak, ja osobno tb ne smatram nuzno losim, stovise on je jednostavno neophodan u SF-u (u primjerenim kolicinama). pa ipak ja bi u njega dodao vise prilagođavanja brodske opreme, a ne da za svaku radnju postoji drugi uređaj koji ju obavlja (pri tome mislim na neke manje "popularne" radnj koje se spomenu svega par puta u cijeloj seriji).

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Malo i pretjeruju. Svaki brod ima toliko sustava i dijelova sustava da bi im trebalo skladište veličine još jednog broda da strpaju sve spravice koje spominju. A zanimljiva stvar je u Trek medicini koja je čista suprotnost. Tu postoje samo anestezin, kordrazin, inaprovalin, lektrazin i možda još dva lijeka koji se daju u obliku hipospreja i to je to. To je kao da aspirin liječi oko 78 bolesti, od obične prehlade do ebole.

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