http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Trek

Cool stranica koja se sprda Wikipediom, a i ST su ismijali do bola

aha znam uncyclopediu iliti neciklopediju
predobra je

Da lol

Piksi je car

# Picard and his crew used to solve a week's mystery in 44 minutes flat. Kirk used to take 50 plus.
# Picard never has to sign an Etcha-Sketch attendance register kept by Yeomans with hair like a helter-skelter killer.
# Picard never cries in front of his crew when one of them gets killed.
# Picard never has pretentious episode titles like, "For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky".
# Picard's engineers never lie to him about how long it takes to fix something, because no one, not even Starfleet engineers, mess with Picard.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jean-Luc_Picard
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Inace malo o narodu sa ovih prostora
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dalmatian

Dalmatinci in General

Dalmatinci are well known for their tradition of singing about work, and not actually doing any work. When doing work (probably every fifty years, i.e. two times in a lifetime), an enormous amount of vino (Wine) must be consumed so that the individual can forget that he or she did anything, as work is considered disgraceful. lol




Croatia
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Croatia

Bosnia
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bosnia

Bosnia & Herzegovina (Bosna i Hercegovina), (or shortly Eternal, Unified, Sovereign Bosnia) was created in the early 12th century so that Serbia could prove to itself that it was a heroic nation and Croatia could prove that it was a cultured nation, thus enabling both nations to participate in regular fights and ethnic cleansings without damaging their own lands. Turks were let into the game in 15th century AD. When the Turks arrived they messed up Serbian-Croatian relations even more by turning 40% of the population into Muslims, mostly for their own amusement.

Slovenia
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Slovenia

Slovenia is so small that almost no one in the world knows where it is. As a result, a lot of people think of Slovakia when they hear about the existence of Slovenia for the first time. The neighboring countries of Slovenia think of Slovenia as a semi-decent parking lot, even though there's no real parking space when you actually want to park in Slovenia. Slovenia also has a tiny part of the Adriatic Sea which Slovenians use for their personal hygiene in summer time. After that, Slovenians usually stay smelly and unclean till next summer.

Since Slovenia is so small, Slovenians are not allowed to play loud music in their homes so they don't upset their neighboring countries and cause an international incident

Crna gora oli montenegro
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Montenegro

Srbija
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Serbia

Ma ova je enciklopedia teski trash

Hehe, ima fora stvari... Odlična mi je Picardova "You are NOT my FATHER!!!!!" animacija. LOL

“Croatia is so much better than Serbia. Croatia gave us Severina's sex tape, while the Serbs gave us Slobodan Milosevic. Case closed.”

"Picard is most widely known for standing up from his captain's chair and pulling his shirt down to where it should be. This is widely known as the Picard Maneuver"